There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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