I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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