guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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