VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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