Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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