Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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