Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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