Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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