After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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