i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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