So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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