Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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