And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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