and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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