im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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