He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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