May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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