How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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