According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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