Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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