regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think a kid would responsible me up
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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