Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Someone signed my nipple.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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