I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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