I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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