I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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