We need to start having sex underwater more often.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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