If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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