we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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