White coat. Heels.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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