God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
