he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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