Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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