Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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