Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I sprained my soul last night
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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