No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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