I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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