i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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