On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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