ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
