what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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