Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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