Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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