I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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