What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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