i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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