do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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