6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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