i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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