I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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