But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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