There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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