You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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