using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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