So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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